Surfing the net sometime ago, I come across yahoo's home page.
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Fighting spouses live longer"
That's actually a featured article on yahoo .... All I can do is stare at it cynically and make my own analysis (what's the plural of analysis - analysises? Hmm... have to look that up...).
FIGHTING spouses live LONGER??
My husband bought this toy gun which has plastic pellets as bullets and though he swears its a toy to improve the kids' aiming skills, I'm sure I've caught a few sly looks in my direction at times.
(Hmm.. maybe I should drop a hint that his beloved laptop might make a good bullet-proof vest)
I would have read the article further on if Mr. , Mrs., Junior1, Junior2 and Junior3 mosquitoes had let me. How did I recognize them? Mrs. Mosquito was buzzing endlessly, presumably with her complaints that hubby dear is a good-for-nothing who cannot find a healthy non-anaemic human to feed upon. Mr. Mosquito was hovering near the screen reading the news and making intermittent noises which sounded like "Yes Dear". Junior1 and Junior2 were playing "who'll-be-swatted first" with the victim and Junior3 was vying for the "Mr.Dracula" title. And poor victim was trying to count her own mosquito bites and not get blood marks on the curtains while swatting the buzzers.
And they say life is a blood.. err.. bed of roses.
And FYI, the plural of analysis is "analyses"
